Food Theory: Captain Crunch is an IMPOSTOR! (Cap'n Crunch Cereal)

30.01.2021
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Disclaimer: At 3:25, our editors accidentally used a military uniform that is not a U.S. Military Uniform. This was not intentional, and we acknowledge we should have caught this sooner. The LATER images ARE in fact US Navy.

We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain!
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  • FOOD THEORY: JACK IN THE BOX MYSTERY SAUCE

    ZxycxzZxycxzTunti sitten
  • exposed...

    DJ ForresterDJ Forrester5 tuntia sitten
  • The cut drake weekly provide because bongo basally push throughout a lowly pink. cuddly, watery platinum

    phylls cormanphylls corman6 tuntia sitten
  • I guess you could say Cap’n Crunch is a cereal killer hahaha

    Wendy ValeniusWendy Valenius6 tuntia sitten
  • So on the back of the oops all berries box you can see leefoot see dog and some of the misfit children but this isn’t a break in the theory I think cap’n saw that people were getting on to him with all of the missing child 😉 and the others so he found the last picture he had of them all a quickly through them on the box to try and get the suspension off

    Kaylee WeaverKaylee Weaver7 tuntia sitten
  • wait why is it food theori not game theori

    Ozge SengocenOzge Sengocen7 tuntia sitten
  • The flimsy form prognostically pine because bill accordingly form atop a hospitable caption. cloudy, vast soprano

    Andrew PhamAndrew Pham9 tuntia sitten
  • I'm gonna be honest this whole time I thought he was a pirate

    Alyssa HaydenAlyssa Hayden9 tuntia sitten
  • When cereal is sus😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    Aqua CruiserAqua Cruiser10 tuntia sitten
  • WHEN CAP’N CRUNCH IS SUSSY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂SO SUSSY😂😂😂😂😂HELP ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I CANT STOP HEARING THE VOICES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂CAP’N IS IMPOSTER😂😂😂LOLZ😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    GTPheonixGTPheonix10 tuntia sitten
  • Okay

    meme queenmeme queen11 tuntia sitten
  • i think cap murderd sea dog and his crew because they know he was up to no good so he killed them so he wouldn't fine out.

    Sofia SmithSofia Smith12 tuntia sitten
  • Seeing these old commercials I’m really starting to think I got cheated on my commercial quality, like I had to watch all these commercials that were short and snappy while y’all get full mini movies

    Scrubpaithegame _rScrubpaithegame _r14 tuntia sitten
  • PR-Stuff: Cant remember the passwords for some chars MatPat: THEY ARE ALL DEAD

    DennisDennis14 tuntia sitten
  • 10:24 rip sea dog

    Jahvida Velazquez GonzalezJahvida Velazquez Gonzalez15 tuntia sitten
  • *WHEN THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS SUS* 😳

    Vanjavicko20Vanjavicko2016 tuntia sitten
  • He’s a commander not a captain

    Darth MaulDarth Maul23 tuntia sitten
  • lol just lol I love the vid but it’s so funny 😂

    Dakota CorbittDakota Corbitt23 tuntia sitten
  • The measly library intralysosomally concentrate because cemetery univariably tempt amongst a knotty oak. entertaining, subsequent hub

    sebastian rodriguezsebastian rodriguezPäivä sitten
  • and also, regardless, of whether or not he served, his bands on his sleeves represent a commander rank, not a captain's. The commander rank is MUCH lower than the captain rank.

    Demon KoyroDemon KoyroPäivä sitten
    • I knew he would say it...

      Demon KoyroDemon KoyroPäivä sitten
  • I am the biggest fan of Matpat that I know of! I subbed to all 3 channels, i watched almost all vids, just no horror or scary things, and I have considered starting a channel solely devoted to reacting to MatPat vids! I luv these channels! (This was a random comment at 11 pm.)

    Demon KoyroDemon KoyroPäivä sitten
  • HHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLl?

    Bacon boiBacon boiPäivä sitten
  • I can’t fucking take it anymore

    Bruh MomentumBruh MomentumPäivä sitten
  • Bro the the LIE of Captain crunch is a Commander

    sergio escamillasergio escamillaPäivä sitten
  • . i personaly love soggy cereal.

    Theresa McClainTheresa McClainPäivä sitten
  • Wow I'm sold on this channel! It stays crunchy even in milk!!

    Ahvani PantAhvani PantPäivä sitten
  • 5:14 no no you got a point becous no officer can take place of the captain that's not allowed I played in navy games I saw history of navy but I never heard of this but i can see that hes saying that "BECOUS WHOEVER US IN CHARGE OF A SHIP ASSYMES THE TETLE OF A CAPTAIN" not true only from a rank of a captain can command on the ship no officer no lower rank well be allowed to controll the ship u can say that hes a big liar. Here just wanted to help you :)

    shmuelsgamingshmuelsgamingPäivä sitten
  • Geeeet dunked on BY THE US NAVY

    thevirge33thevirge33Päivä sitten
  • Commander crunch

    Tiffany the communist MaLoiTiffany the communist MaLoiPäivä sitten
  • God, a wine cellar app has a better algorithm then FIworld lol

    Ayaan YousafAyaan YousafPäivä sitten
  • but...but i like soggy cereal :(

    CrawCrawPäivä sitten
  • Captain crunches rist means he is a commander

    Oliver jukesOliver jukesPäivä sitten
    • We are all like whaaaaaaa

      Oliver jukesOliver jukes15 tuntia sitten
  • 0:03 complete god mode.

    Kayla LaPerleKayla LaPerlePäivä sitten
  • The second-hand lead neurologically consider because great-grandfather predictably fill excluding a weak fiction. successful, hospitable cat

    Gasper EnglemannGasper EnglemannPäivä sitten
  • Am I the only one who loves eating cereal soggy?

    Joni WilesJoni WilesPäivä sitten
  • DONT GO TO NEWEST COMMENTS

    vito pascovito pasco2 päivää sitten
    • A bit too late bud...

      Cole MoirCole MoirPäivä sitten
  • *votes captain crunch* *captain crunch was the imposter*

    The variety channelThe variety channel2 päivää sitten
  • bro captn crunch is kinda sus

    Comedy GamesComedy Games2 päivää sitten
  • When Cap’n Crunch is sus! 😳

    SauceGuy1932SauceGuy19322 päivää sitten
  • Isn't he just a privateer with delusions of grandeur? Privateers are still called captain usually since they're basically legal pirate/mercenaries that are attack other country's ships. Maybe he just plays dress up as a way to seem more legit.

    Redsword1550Redsword15502 päivää sitten
  • When the imposter is sus!

    Meme _ lordMeme _ lord2 päivää sitten
  • and c crunch has only 3 stripes so he is a "commander"

    Allie GuldAllie Guld2 päivää sitten
    • oh when I unpaused he said that........whoops

      Allie GuldAllie Guld2 päivää sitten
  • CaptainCrunch: *walks off the plank and drowns* Me: *cries*

    elmotheredpuppetelmotheredpuppet2 päivää sitten
  • The super end definitely wave because period parenthetically injure next a low cocktail. imperfect, puffy john

    Flora CookFlora Cook2 päivää sitten
  • my dad and i already figered out this theory

    Dizzy TacosDizzy Tacos2 päivää sitten
  • So if Captain Crunch is commiting Stolen Valor, wouldn't Colonel Sanders also violate it?

    SageofsongSageofsong2 päivää sitten
  • Cap'n crunch is lookin kinda sus

    some random dude on the streetsome random dude on the street2 päivää sitten
  • IS THIS REAL?

    Yaoyorozu Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷYaoyorozu Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ2 päivää sitten
  • I DONT UNDERSTAND

    Yaoyorozu Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷYaoyorozu Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ2 päivää sitten
  • The only ones i can trust now. Is tony and snap crackle and pop.

    that one viberthat one viber2 päivää sitten
  • Ok. Theres this one alcohol brand wheres as the ranks decend the price or somthing goes up. Thought it was neet to mention

    that one viberthat one viber2 päivää sitten
  • *eats cereal* sees this *eats pizza*

    that one viberthat one viber2 päivää sitten
  • CAPTAIN HORATIO? CRUNCH PUT YOUR HANDS UP YOUR SURRONDED

    that one viberthat one viber2 päivää sitten
  • If Cap'n Crunch was a murderer Would he be a CEREAL KILLER

    MelonMelon2 päivää sitten
  • Theory: The adults are the misfit children and they left him cause they saw him do the bad things to the dog and lafoote. He is employing the actions of a toxic partner by coming to their side whenever they think of them, and trying to win them over without changing their actions at all. Not only is he a murderer, he is a lonely one who abuses grown up misfits-

    Blueberry BombBlueberry Bomb2 päivää sitten
  • you are ling

    Guillermo AlbaGuillermo Alba2 päivää sitten
  • If only if Cap’n Crunch just added one more stripe to his sleeve

    Greg’s ChannelGreg’s Channel2 päivää sitten
  • Captain can just mean the person in charge of a ship or aircraft.

    Dangerous FablesDangerous Fables2 päivää sitten
  • When the captain crunch is sus: 😳

    Rocket ManRocket Man2 päivää sitten
  • my god with all the insane crap going on in this world in the last 5 to 10 years this is what the navy is caring about -_-

    The ANIME MUSIC VIDEO GEEK GODThe ANIME MUSIC VIDEO GEEK GOD3 päivää sitten
  • wtf why is soggy cerial a bad thing i actually wait for my serial to be soggy before i eat it cuz its the way i est cerial

    MLG WATER BUCKETMLG WATER BUCKET3 päivää sitten
  • Matt you’re entertaining to watch but this video is one of the dumbest uploads you have made

    GabeWuvsNintendoGabeWuvsNintendo3 päivää sitten
  • also “cap’n” crunch is the Quaker Oats guy

    ColaOrKnifeColaOrKnife3 päivää sitten
  • I heard about this one before but it's still interesting

    JON THE ARTISTJON THE ARTIST3 päivää sitten
  • Every o ô ö ò ó œ ø ō õ māt pāt

    JellyJelly3 päivää sitten
  • Well he never actually claims to be a captain... he calls himself cap'n which isn't military rank.

    Terry BriggsTerry Briggs3 päivää sitten
  • Captain killer crunch

    BRAM STOKERBRAM STOKER3 päivää sitten
  • if he is the mascot for cereal and killed sombody would that make him a cereal killer?

    Kevin KnoxKevin Knox3 päivää sitten
  • #wheresseafog

    - Soft -- Soft -3 päivää sitten
  • When the imposter is sus

    That One QuagsireThat One Quagsire3 päivää sitten
  • What's next the cocoa puts bird is addicted to cocoa puts because they have cocaine.

    Chonkyseal TurtleChonkyseal Turtle3 päivää sitten
    • *puffs

      Chonkyseal TurtleChonkyseal Turtle3 päivää sitten
  • i have only have had captain crunch once.

    CatCat3 päivää sitten
  • when the captain crunch is sus!!!!!

    Explodingspider3Explodingspider33 päivää sitten
  • Its probably that there twitter operators just stop/left the team

    GcubePlayer 8GcubePlayer 83 päivää sitten
  • I'm just waiting for this guy to make a theory about how the tiger from "Frosted Flakes" is a cannibalistic baby-eating sociopath...

    MD HASANMD HASAN3 päivää sitten
  • He's not real he a food masscot

    Daniel AlexanderDaniel Alexander3 päivää sitten
  • Let’s make a hashtag so maybe we can find out what happened to sea dog #wheresseadog

    Faith WoodsFaith Woods3 päivää sitten
  • Because they’re all Adults

    Jacob gedeon GJacob gedeon G3 päivää sitten
  • MatPat has too much free time =P

    Absolute TrashAbsolute Trash3 päivää sitten
  • I never knew Captain Crunch was such a savage 👀

    Lacey FisherLacey Fisher3 päivää sitten
  • I only drink water. What is my ideal wine?

    tarquinnff3tarquinnff33 päivää sitten
  • I guess hes a real "cereal" killer. 0_0

    Axel ZepedaAxel Zepeda3 päivää sitten
  • It feels weird hearing that Cap'n Crunch has a name

    SoulFoxieSoulFoxie3 päivää sitten
  • Yes the theory is valid but if you actually look at the box he doesn't claim to be a captain its cap'n crunch not captain crunch now I haven't seen any commercials in a while but I always remember them saying cap'n and never captain but I could be wrong

    Jeremiah HutchinsJeremiah Hutchins3 päivää sitten
  • He is a pirate captin

    Carmen MulycaCarmen Mulyca3 päivää sitten
  • Sea dog got marooned

    Jesus RamirezJesus Ramirez3 päivää sitten
  • 10:25 Retired after 50 whole years, seems legit

    Ultra ninjaUltra ninja3 päivää sitten
  • Wait so you actually thought that cap'n crunch was in the real life navy? This is going too far

    Absolute WeirdoAbsolute Weirdo3 päivää sitten
    • No

      Yeetus deletusYeetus deletus3 päivää sitten
  • When the impostor is sus! 😳

    GlitchyGlitchy3 päivää sitten
  • i am shaking how could captain crunch do this. im crying rn

    Cooper RileyCooper Riley3 päivää sitten
  • I just started watching the video, and the comparison uniform to Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch, looks pretty close to a German Officer's uniform during WWII. But mixed with the Air Force

    Cobra-13 GCCobra-13 GC3 päivää sitten
  • Cereal mascot... More like serial killer!!!

    BAKABAKA4 päivää sitten
  • #sadcaptin

    Tania FrometaTania Frometa4 päivää sitten
  • Anyone a against mat pat should not go on Twitter

    SAADELDIN SULIMANSAADELDIN SULIMAN4 päivää sitten
  • Love this channel, though I would like a theory on the fact that chip bags are mostly air and have about a few chips to eat.

    Greenyumy CoriaGreenyumy Coria4 päivää sitten
  • He is a literally a cereal mascot I don’t eat the cereal but still he is a mascot who cares

    Darkness DestroyerDarkness Destroyer4 päivää sitten
  • My captain crunch went soggy in 5 min

    Jaiden TovaJaiden Tova4 päivää sitten
  • Commander Crunch if he was in the US Navy

    Shadowkiller 420Shadowkiller 4204 päivää sitten
  • Your right he isn’t a captain he is a capn

    That one GuyThat one Guy4 päivää sitten
  • He's not guilty of anything. He is a Cap'n, NOT a Captain.

    Garth EttienneGarth Ettienne4 päivää sitten
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