Food Theory: Captain Crunch is an IMPOSTOR! (Cap'n Crunch Cereal)
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Disclaimer: At 3:25, our editors accidentally used a military uniform that is not a U.S. Military Uniform. This was not intentional, and we acknowledge we should have caught this sooner. The LATER images ARE in fact US Navy.
We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain!
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I guess you could say Cap’n Crunch is a cereal killer hahaha
So on the back of the oops all berries box you can see leefoot see dog and some of the misfit children but this isn’t a break in the theory I think cap’n saw that people were getting on to him with all of the missing child 😉 and the others so he found the last picture he had of them all a quickly through them on the box to try and get the suspension off
wait why is it food theori not game theori
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I'm gonna be honest this whole time I thought he was a pirate
When cereal is sus😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
WHEN CAP’N CRUNCH IS SUSSY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂SO SUSSY😂😂😂😂😂HELP ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I CANT STOP HEARING THE VOICES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂CAP’N IS IMPOSTER😂😂😂LOLZ😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay
i think cap murderd sea dog and his crew because they know he was up to no good so he killed them so he wouldn't fine out.
Seeing these old commercials I’m really starting to think I got cheated on my commercial quality, like I had to watch all these commercials that were short and snappy while y’all get full mini movies
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10:24 rip sea dog
*WHEN THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS SUS* 😳
He’s a commander not a captain
lol just lol I love the vid but it’s so funny 😂
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and also, regardless, of whether or not he served, his bands on his sleeves represent a commander rank, not a captain's. The commander rank is MUCH lower than the captain rank.
I knew he would say it...
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HHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLl?
I can’t fucking take it anymore
Bro the the LIE of Captain crunch is a Commander
. i personaly love soggy cereal.
Wow I'm sold on this channel! It stays crunchy even in milk!!
5:14 no no you got a point becous no officer can take place of the captain that's not allowed I played in navy games I saw history of navy but I never heard of this but i can see that hes saying that "BECOUS WHOEVER US IN CHARGE OF A SHIP ASSYMES THE TETLE OF A CAPTAIN" not true only from a rank of a captain can command on the ship no officer no lower rank well be allowed to controll the ship u can say that hes a big liar. Here just wanted to help you :)
Geeeet dunked on BY THE US NAVY
Commander crunch
God, a wine cellar app has a better algorithm then FIworld lol
but...but i like soggy cereal :(
Captain crunches rist means he is a commander
We are all like whaaaaaaa
0:03 complete god mode.
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Am I the only one who loves eating cereal soggy?
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A bit too late bud...
*votes captain crunch* *captain crunch was the imposter*
bro captn crunch is kinda sus
When Cap’n Crunch is sus! 😳
Isn't he just a privateer with delusions of grandeur? Privateers are still called captain usually since they're basically legal pirate/mercenaries that are attack other country's ships. Maybe he just plays dress up as a way to seem more legit.
When the imposter is sus!
and c crunch has only 3 stripes so he is a "commander"
oh when I unpaused he said that........whoops
CaptainCrunch: *walks off the plank and drowns* Me: *cries*
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my dad and i already figered out this theory
So if Captain Crunch is commiting Stolen Valor, wouldn't Colonel Sanders also violate it?
Cap'n crunch is lookin kinda sus
IS THIS REAL?
I DONT UNDERSTAND
The only ones i can trust now. Is tony and snap crackle and pop.
Ok. Theres this one alcohol brand wheres as the ranks decend the price or somthing goes up. Thought it was neet to mention
*eats cereal* sees this *eats pizza*
CAPTAIN HORATIO? CRUNCH PUT YOUR HANDS UP YOUR SURRONDED
If Cap'n Crunch was a murderer Would he be a CEREAL KILLER
Theory: The adults are the misfit children and they left him cause they saw him do the bad things to the dog and lafoote. He is employing the actions of a toxic partner by coming to their side whenever they think of them, and trying to win them over without changing their actions at all. Not only is he a murderer, he is a lonely one who abuses grown up misfits-
you are ling
If only if Cap’n Crunch just added one more stripe to his sleeve
Captain can just mean the person in charge of a ship or aircraft.
When the captain crunch is sus: 😳
my god with all the insane crap going on in this world in the last 5 to 10 years this is what the navy is caring about -_-
wtf why is soggy cerial a bad thing i actually wait for my serial to be soggy before i eat it cuz its the way i est cerial
Matt you’re entertaining to watch but this video is one of the dumbest uploads you have made
also “cap’n” crunch is the Quaker Oats guy
I heard about this one before but it's still interesting
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Well he never actually claims to be a captain... he calls himself cap'n which isn't military rank.
Captain killer crunch
if he is the mascot for cereal and killed sombody would that make him a cereal killer?
#wheresseafog
When the imposter is sus
What's next the cocoa puts bird is addicted to cocoa puts because they have cocaine.
*puffs
i have only have had captain crunch once.
when the captain crunch is sus!!!!!
Its probably that there twitter operators just stop/left the team
I'm just waiting for this guy to make a theory about how the tiger from "Frosted Flakes" is a cannibalistic baby-eating sociopath...
He's not real he a food masscot
Let’s make a hashtag so maybe we can find out what happened to sea dog #wheresseadog
Because they’re all Adults
MatPat has too much free time =P
I never knew Captain Crunch was such a savage 👀
I only drink water. What is my ideal wine?
I guess hes a real "cereal" killer. 0_0
It feels weird hearing that Cap'n Crunch has a name
Yes the theory is valid but if you actually look at the box he doesn't claim to be a captain its cap'n crunch not captain crunch now I haven't seen any commercials in a while but I always remember them saying cap'n and never captain but I could be wrong
He is a pirate captin
Sea dog got marooned
10:25 Retired after 50 whole years, seems legit
Wait so you actually thought that cap'n crunch was in the real life navy? This is going too far
No
When the impostor is sus! 😳
i am shaking how could captain crunch do this. im crying rn
I just started watching the video, and the comparison uniform to Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch, looks pretty close to a German Officer's uniform during WWII. But mixed with the Air Force
Cereal mascot... More like serial killer!!!
#sadcaptin
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Love this channel, though I would like a theory on the fact that chip bags are mostly air and have about a few chips to eat.
He is a literally a cereal mascot I don’t eat the cereal but still he is a mascot who cares
My captain crunch went soggy in 5 min
Commander Crunch if he was in the US Navy
Your right he isn’t a captain he is a capn
He's not guilty of anything. He is a Cap'n, NOT a Captain.