Ok Fine, I'll Watch Classically Abby

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  • "Today I'm dressed like a gay magician" is honestly my new style goal. It's just, it's so perfect. Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us

    Bronwynn ErskineBronwynn Erskine4 tuntia sitten
  • istg Classically blinks a total of 8 times in every video she makes

    Rosie_bcafRosie_bcaf11 tuntia sitten
  • Aeons the amazing

    Explicit StultiloquenceExplicit Stultiloquence12 tuntia sitten
  • I think she’s a hired actress

    Elizabeth FrostElizabeth Frost13 tuntia sitten
  • That black & orange top would show *at LEAST 4" of cleavage* if I wore it. Not super modest. Which is ok! But also hypocritical.

    Dalaila RoseDalaila Rose19 tuntia sitten
  • It’s because of reactions like this that Classically Abby speaks out. I don’t understand how it is so difficult to try and understand other world perspectives. Wake up and recognize that other world views are valid as well, not just the progressive left, LGBTQ+ community.

    Emily BroomeEmily Broome20 tuntia sitten
  • How- how did you get a long furby

    GlitterGlamour MSPGlitterGlamour MSP21 tunti sitten
  • In all honesty it’s probably her brother giving her this money. Which he’s getting from oil daddy tycoons. Ben Shapiro in a wig is what he does to get the money.

    DoyleTheLovelyDoyleTheLovelyPäivä sitten
  • for the no one who wants to know classically Abby is Ben Shapiro's sister

    Cae ECae EPäivä sitten
    • so that explains a lot

      Cae ECae EPäivä sitten
  • omg lololol the gay magician part made me die ily

    sabrina madelinesabrina madelinePäivä sitten
  • Another note about her comment on "Be calm" I feel like is DEFINITELY a jab at women calling them "emotional" so she's really just coming after everyone who's like "hey I don't wanna be treated like trash"

    Abbie LeGrandAbbie LeGrandPäivä sitten
  • watches this: now has 666,510 veiws me: YESSSSSS!!!!!

    Aspen SucculentAspen SucculentPäivä sitten
  • Omgggg i kept seeing her ads but never clicked but wow she is so infuriating! U r so well spoken tho and explain her craziness so well ahahaha

    JuliaJuliaPäivä sitten
  • Has nobody on FIworld realized yet that Classically Abby is Ben Shapiro's sister? I've never heard anyone mention that in these videos! Not all the way through but I feel like that's worth mentioning in the first minute of these videos lmao

    flamingo flamingoflamingo flamingoPäivä sitten
  • Whats the problem with Attack on Titans fans????

    Andre SilvaAndre SilvaPäivä sitten
  • "Discover your personal style" *me, a cross-dressing medieval knave* ...

    HierophantHierophantPäivä sitten
  • Her thumbnails are exceedingly creepy! 🤦🏾‍♀️ THE SHAPIROS HAVE TO GO!

    Catherine CampbellCatherine CampbellPäivä sitten
  • You remind me of Ruth Bader Ginsburg! 🤗

    Catherine CampbellCatherine CampbellPäivä sitten
  • Classically Abby is a pick me girl prove me wrong

    Axolotl AnimationsAxolotl AnimationsPäivä sitten
  • The worst part is that she isn't a half bad singer, but yeah...

    Amrita SodaAmrita SodaPäivä sitten
  • It's like Ben Shapiro dressed in drag and started giving his usual schpiel except with the goal if targeting the female demographic, which only adds insult to injury.

    Aaron SmithAaron SmithPäivä sitten
  • Water u just a gay shoeonhead?

    Sir XellingtonSir Xellington2 päivää sitten
  • I remember watching your vids when i thought i was a lesbian , now i'm a gay man

    Midari IkishimaMidari Ikishima2 päivää sitten
  • I like Abby’s messages. There is nothing wrong with encouraging girls to be modest, especially when society tells us that showing your boobs and ass is okay.

    Tore ClarkTore Clark2 päivää sitten
  • For some reason, Strange Æons reminds me of Bernadette Banner.

    Racheal XuRacheal Xu2 päivää sitten
  • Is she... Okay? Like actually ma’am is your brother holding you hostage and shoving conservative ideals down your throat in turn making you regurgitate them back onto us forcefully by bombarding us with ads? Stop blinking if that’s the case.

    SweetIcedLemons_SweetIcedLemons_2 päivää sitten
  • I've literally never seen her before tonight and probably never will again once this video ends.

    kukalakanakukalakana2 päivää sitten
  • Is it just me, or does abbys face not look real

    Emerald WarriorEmerald Warrior2 päivää sitten
  • I’ve gotten so many of her adds.. so so many.. I finally blocked enough... THERE GONE!

    Charley BearCharley Bear2 päivää sitten
  • hey don't lump us furries in with her

    Rayti NekosonRayti Nekoson2 päivää sitten
  • Is Abby a Titanic survivor who time traveled and is trapped in modern times?

    Robert GRobert G2 päivää sitten
  • Shen Bapiro

    AbigailAbigail2 päivää sitten
  • ‘Gay magician’ is an Aesthetic I’m here for. I hope to one day rock the ‘gay magician’ look.

    DoodleTheAlienDoodleTheAlien2 päivää sitten
  • I try to hide the adds from those abby videos and have used all the options they provide "too repetitive, irrelevant, etc" and they still pop up. 😒😒😒😒😒😒

    Ani gaAni ga2 päivää sitten
  • This has made me realize I need more "gay magician" in my wardrobe

    Emma ChapmanEmma Chapman3 päivää sitten
  • Thread all you like Abby the Shapiro eyes cannot be denied

    MysterytourMysterytour3 päivää sitten
  • Is it ironic that an ad block ad kept popping up lol I also found her through ads and wondered about why she had so many. The comments are the funniest part of her videos tbh

    YolandaYolanda3 päivää sitten
  • "im happy to coexist in this world with trad wives, furries, attack on titan fans" me drawing mikasa while watching this 👁️👄👁️

    SiendelSiendel3 päivää sitten
  • Holy shit.... She really is Ben Shaprio with a wig! Try to imagine her face with Ben's hair it's too weird!

    Weiss WalkersWeiss Walkers3 päivää sitten
  • Let's be classic.™ 💩

    EskapismusEskapismus3 päivää sitten
  • If she doesn't vibe with the content that she makes at all, she wouldn't be doing it, nobody would say that stuff just for the money... at least I hope so

    Elisa Vianna RodriguesElisa Vianna Rodrigues3 päivää sitten
  • god i wish i could like a video more than once

    Mahko HaozousMahko Haozous3 päivää sitten
  • 1) Literally first 6 seconds of listening to Abby, I'm convinced she's a robot using an artificial meat sack body and I swear her face looks photoshopped in. 2) Will there be more Tales from Catholic School?

    James DoughertyJames Dougherty3 päivää sitten
  • Strange Aeons looks like a goth nun and I love it

    NKS_GraceNKS_Grace3 päivää sitten
  • Find your style! Me, a gay androgynously dressed trashbag: *exists* Abby: ñö

    Zak Not KyleZak Not Kyle3 päivää sitten
  • I agree with 1 fourth of what you say and one fourth of what she says, I’m fucking confused.

    Scam OneScam One4 päivää sitten
  • "get off social media more than you're on it" At first I was thinking that's impossible but then I remembered I really like sleeping. So technically more than half the day I'm not on it. * *Insert think about it meme here* *

    Heather PonyHeather Pony4 päivää sitten

    Heather PonyHeather Pony4 päivää sitten
  • Thank you so much for subjecting yourself to this. As soon as I started seeing her ads on my yt I clicked on the stop seeing ad option and always reported them as inappropriate or irrelevant or offensive. I would never click on them cuz I know the algorithms would’ve fucked me over so thank you so much for doing this.

    celcel4 päivää sitten
  • I love your shirt, it's so cute, and you look stunning in it! I hope I can find something like that in my size, absolutely my favorite color! Your tone of voice is soothing and your laugh contagious, that's so wholesome. And I think it's cool, that you have a map of Europe. Also, your conspiracy theory could have truth in it, as I would never have found your wonderful channel, if it hadn't been for that ridiculous woman! Actually found quite a few... Wünsche dir und allen viel Glück und bleibt gesund! / Wish you all good luck and that you stay healthy!

    Round RubyRound Ruby4 päivää sitten
  • *be a friend and dislike Abby's videos :)*

    Tay YoTay Yo4 päivää sitten
  • Okay but like, drop the link for the gay magician shirt. I know some magicians who should wear it

    lizzyrules1999lizzyrules19994 päivää sitten
  • I feel like it's hard to be a conservative woman because in this climate it's hard to be a conservative and a woman at the same time

    Boiler OneBoiler One5 päivää sitten
  • Why do you have cross earrings? Is it solely for the meme of it?

    Boiler OneBoiler One5 päivää sitten
  • The best advice is the advice that's given when someone asks for it

    Boiler OneBoiler One5 päivää sitten
  • I'm a cis male and I've wanted to give a skirt a try. I just need to find one that fits me and that I like the look of. I know a kilt is a good "gender style" thing and I'd love it for going out golfing but I'd like something more... idk

    Boiler OneBoiler One5 päivää sitten
    • @Boiler One Good luck! :)

      AdobeAdobe4 päivää sitten
    • @Adobe thank youuuuu! I've just gotta start once virus clears up and fitting rooms are easier to access since I still have a big waist

      Boiler OneBoiler One4 päivää sitten
    • Keep looking! I bet you’d look great! :)

      AdobeAdobe4 päivää sitten
  • She’s got huge funding on the back end from corporate nonsense, so tired of getting spammed with ads for her shitty channel

    Riley JRiley J5 päivää sitten
  • Is it a tutorial on how to be a karen or something?

    YiimmelYiimmel5 päivää sitten
  • TIL I need a blue velvet shirt immediately

    FrancescaFrancesca5 päivää sitten
  • i would like to gently defend the good look but its not me position, rather than lack of confidence i claim priorities of comfort vary, i think lots of shoes are gorgeous but i never bothered to get used to walking in heels and i'm not likely to adapt to that discomfort anytime soon, because to me fun socks are more important. if someone else is already all about that foot-pain life i respect that and in fact encourage it by making suggestions :3

    im19ice3im19ice35 päivää sitten
  • Okay, I'm sorry, but the only thing I could focus on the whole time is your shirt... IT LOOKS SO SOFT AND SHINY AND IRRESISTABLE (No long furbies were harmed in the making of that shirt, I hope?)

    Abbie SewardAbbie Seward5 päivää sitten
  • I had to stop watching. I feel like I want to throw up she grosses me out so much. It's like watching a horror movie except it's the opposite of gore... what would that even be? Extreme preservation? Polluted materials that never decompose? Like some kind of stone zombie? It's scary is what I'm saying.

    LisrtLisrt5 päivää sitten
  • She's famous because she's a milk truck

    FummyFummy5 päivää sitten
  • Where did you get that top from?

    Sophie BlackettSophie Blackett6 päivää sitten
  • I’m getting the strong sense her wife might be a doctor

    VanalovanVanalovan6 päivää sitten
  • When woman makes a good joke: HA! Classic Woman!

    ebony anneebony anne6 päivää sitten
  • U should make one for Thursday

    Daisy PageDaisy Page6 päivää sitten
  • Gay magician had me rolling lmao

    jellyrcw12jellyrcw126 päivää sitten
  • I had a completely different girl in mind when I read the title and I kept thinking ''but she's gay and cool?'' and the video starts and I'm like "nooooooo this is not the one I was thinking about"

    Vanja GagovicVanja Gagovic6 päivää sitten
  • She got me to sign up for Premium. Finally got those ads to stop showing up.

    Wyattoons ComicsWyattoons Comics6 päivää sitten
  • OMG, it's so uncanny watching her because she looks so much like Ben Shapiro that all I see is trans Ben (Bea?) Shapiro and, honestly, it's a dramatic improvement.

    Jenn TJenn T6 päivää sitten
  • Does everyone in California get nose jobs?

    Lark DruidLark Druid6 päivää sitten
  • Classically Abby is a cross between a stepford wife and watered down dollar store mayo. She is a horrific caricature of a 1950s wet dream. Aka Ben Shapiro's sister.

    Britny MussonBritny Musson7 päivää sitten
  • The only reason I didn't purchase function of beauty is becxause they dont tell you the ingredients in the bottle. I tried to see what their base formula or any formula is but couldn't

    IngabytesIngabytes7 päivää sitten
  • Around 5:50 you say that when you hear people say things like "oh I like this but it's not me" or "I like this but I could never pull it off" you are just hearing them say they aren't secure enough to wear it and part of me agrees with you, but also part of me just appreciates styles that aren't mine. I know my style is pastel rainbow fairy princess baby rainbow, but sometimes I look at aesthetics like yours and go "oooo I like that but I could never pull it off", and maybe it's because I'm not secure enough but I'm a fat girl going out in a crop top and short skirt if they fit my aesthetic, it's just that if I put on your style I would feel very out of place and strange. Not because I'm uncomfortable with myself but because it's not me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Das just me tho

    Practice Positive ProgressPractice Positive Progress7 päivää sitten
  • For those who don't know, Classically Abby is Ben Shapiro's sister.

    For A More Perfect AmericaFor A More Perfect America7 päivää sitten
  • You sound like a female morty

    Zeke EscobedoZeke Escobedo7 päivää sitten
  • You look like you work at hot topic.

    GL1690GL16907 päivää sitten
  • Abby: discover your own personality with your clothes. Me: i habe my pride t-shirt black bottmes and then undertale just undertale

    Cookies BRUHCookies BRUH7 päivää sitten
  • I don't think Classically Abby is a real person, I think she's some kind of character created by the white supremacist fascist patriarchy.

    maywithermaywither7 päivää sitten
  • is this just ben shapiro doing drag?

    Georgia BGeorgia B7 päivää sitten
  • What if shes being paid and funded by the GOP to try and convince more young women and children to have more conservatives views?

    Victoria WilverVictoria Wilver7 päivää sitten
  • wait what’s wrong with attack on titan 😾

    LeiaLeia7 päivää sitten
  • why does she look like ben shapiro with a wig-

    Kuya KaiKuya Kai8 päivää sitten
  • Its my first time here and 9:45 HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK

    Trinkie !Trinkie !8 päivää sitten
  • You say Classically Abby, I say Ben Shapiro 2: Transphobic Boogaloo

    Maldonado AvocadoMaldonado Avocado8 päivää sitten
  • As a Jew it’s always upsetting to me to see Jewish women act this way. It wasn’t even 100 years ago that there was a horrific genocide against our people, where our land and property and clothes and even our teeth were taken away. And yet there are people like this who forget that we have been the poorest and most hated and have no sympathy for those in that position today.

    Amy RosenbergAmy Rosenberg8 päivää sitten
  • Moron....oh, I mean Mormons.

    Amina WijntjeAmina Wijntje8 päivää sitten
  • Honestly the bit about her being "advice content" really burns me up. *Edit: The best advice I can give of my own is save your money proper and learn your areas legal system. Like people have been murdered and abused till this point to bring about "Civil Rights" and no matter what you are, race ect: Everything and Everyone is subject to legal representation, and clause, and context and society's taxes, just saying. Protect yourself out there!!!* As our host here acknowledged that society's bent over for civil rights in her educational manner, seeing the Example A we have, being broad about being open to the world isn't advice anymore. Literally you have to drink water, eat food, and grow a damn pair wether it's ovaries or whatever and take life by the horns to get shit done. Anywho my rant concludes to this: Sis right here doing her commentary, doesn't matter if she's the first person to review a topic or the last, there are few humans that really see through reality. That is "classical," in terms being of a mature and sound of mind adult. Being ready to take the lead and properly assess situations is based on experience, *And the best kind of advice I've ever gotten was, even if you are in fear or awe of what comes, get over it because the world stops for no one. Discernment is the moral LOL. if you've actually read this far you probably are bored or you actually have had real mentors prep you for the shit storm life hurls at us all. But like Teya is who she is *not to bring in politics cos I'd rather play the religion games* and i mean sis is out here living her best life. And as an American, Corona season has brought out VERY suspect everything going on. Whatever is in those gay magician eyes can see through the horse shit and really maintain that "true wholesome arua" about it all. And basically the vibes on this channel in the past till now have given me some of the most awoken moments. To how shit people really can be 😂 Because really all I want to do is live and die and be happy, fuck people pulling my strings. I'll dress like a gay magician too and enjoy the glow of this masculine queen. 🤩 Anyway at this point it's me gushing over how much I adore this bad ass. T-Rex if you're actually really reading my bullshit this far, this is one of those weird messages but on your social space because I'm too lazy to even want to send an email. Keep it real 💯 You got this! 🌪️ 🌈💪😼 ☑️ *BOTTOM TEXT*

    G SleazyG Sleazy8 päivää sitten
  • “Today i am dressed like a gay magician” 😂 Love Also I love this velvet blue top, A+ 👌🏼

    erinmsullivanerinmsullivan8 päivää sitten
  • She's literally Ben Shapiro's sister lol

    fantabulousstargirlfantabulousstargirl8 päivää sitten
  • 7:43 thooooo great answer

    sophsoph8 päivää sitten
  • I’m glad I can watch this video so I didn’t actually have to watch hers

    iamaninja326iamaninja3268 päivää sitten
  • I thought I was getting ads for her videos because I had moved to Indiana. I kept reporting her ads for being irrelevant or offensive. It also looks like her videos are dubbed. I don’t believe that is her real voice.

    iamaninja326iamaninja3268 päivää sitten
  • I swear to god I'm so glad I learned about Function of Beauty from this video. My boyfriend uses shampoo with sulfates, and it's not doing good things to my hair, so I was really looking for some high quality shampoo.

    Bernhardine KBernhardine K8 päivää sitten
  • Why I think classically abby might just be a femme who's doing this as a troll: 1. Look at her face. 2. Her decoration, those little portraits of dancing women in an old art style? That's wlw decor. 3. She's way more progressive than girl defined so maybe she just doesn't wanna stoop too low for this troll 4. The way she talks at first she sounds like a normal human being until the end of the sentance where it gets all conservative™ so maybe she's just being herself until the end where she says some dumbass shit to keep the troll going 5. The wedding photos could've been faked or the guy was just someone else at the wedding 6. The way she dresses is kinda conservative but I see it as wlw in disguise chic 7. I'm geneuinly waiting for a video where she explains it was a troll and her wife/gf comes on screen. This is a crackshit theory i know but I'm sleep deprived and I thought it was funny

    Pitch ¿Pitch ¿8 päivää sitten
  • God bless our troops o7

    Hannah LukeHannah Luke8 päivää sitten
  • So glad to finally find a video about this so I don't have to add a view to that shit 😂

    Cacia AlexyCacia Alexy8 päivää sitten
  • I keep seeing her ads and hoping against hope that it was satire and that she wasn’t actually like this But apparently we can’t have nice things

    songbird 64songbird 648 päivää sitten
  • "Today, I look like a gay magician" Halloween costume idea GAY MAGICIANS LETS GO XDD

    Eevee Fennec FoxEevee Fennec Fox8 päivää sitten