Monologue: Dueling Grandpas | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

16.10.2020
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Kommentteja
  • "If you want to make Mike Pence nervous, stare at his fly." It doesn't get any better than that.

    childwaterschildwatersTunti sitten
  • No shit! "Who passes out on crack?!" Maybe there was pot in the pipe, definitely not crack! LMFAO!

    vmwindustriesvmwindustries9 tuntia sitten
  • This supreme court nomination farce is just yet another example of how your democracy has been stolen.. That ghoul Mitch McConnel stole the last nomination and he will steal this one.. Hopefully you are aware that trump(I don't capitalize his name) is just a distraction from what McConnel is doing to hijack your freedom from under your feet.

    Kavin WillamsonKavin Willamson16 tuntia sitten
  • Notice the overuse /repeating of "actually", "basically", "obviously" by TV talking heads? Learn more about the reasons and about a well funded hate /smear campaign @ facebook.com/ColePhoenixWolvesforHire -- Allegedly -- A similar NBC News 20/20 story can be found here, on FIworld (Organized Stalking in Hubbard, Ohio.)

    Becca BunxhBecca Bunxh19 tuntia sitten
  • "Fastest way to lose suburban womens support is to support women's rights"

    Ahmed BakheitAhmed BakheitPäivä sitten
    • Bill, you are the greatest by far. I am an ET convert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      eioshen boboieioshen boboi15 tuntia sitten
  • Trump is NOT on bath salts. He is, however, on Corta-steroids, which is also a drug that causes insanity. Seriously.

    eioshen boboieioshen boboiPäivä sitten
    • Great jokes, great delivery. All made very easy by WTF it is that's going on in the White House these days.

      eioshen boboieioshen boboi15 tuntia sitten
  • Homeless people in UK have better healthcare system than Americans. Let that sink in, while you figure out why.

    dcoog anmldcoog anml2 päivää sitten
  • I'm the least racist here...if alone in a room I hire the best people...until they go to prison I'm not in debt...but you can't see my taxes The election is rigged...unless I win That's fake news...unless it's flattering to me Everything is a hoax...unless I tweet it I'm smart...but scholastic transcripts are off limits I have the best words...until I trip over them That's a witch hunt...while I hide my pointy hat I love kids...but I'll put them into cages I demand loyalty...that I give to nobody else I want a fair race...but need voter suppression I'm tough on Russia...but I'm still Putin's puppet I'm a tough guy...that hides in a bunker I'm a patriot...that dodged the draft 5x I'm self-made...who inherited Fred's tax shelter I'm a philanthropist...who steals from charities I'm a leader...who has zero accountability I'm a moral man...who uses hush money payoffs I'm not orange...but permanently impeached Don't hire illegals...unless they work at Mar-a-lago Buy USA made...unless it's sold at my store I screwed up my job...but let me keep it I'm the best president...that's never presidential THIS is the Liar-In-Chief...Agolf Twittler! 🤢🤮😵

    Night KnightNight Knight4 päivää sitten
  • The computer shop owner came forward as a witness. The laptop has tens of thousands of primary sourced evidence. Including texts, emails, photos, and internal corporate records. OH and two former Biden family business partners also came forward and corroborated said evidence. So please explain how that is a conspiracy theory? A “legally” blind guys involved and hunter Biden was drunk. That makes all of the evidence not true? Lol come on. Ps dipshits “legally” blind doesn’t mean blind blind. Means bad sight

    Jessie JoyJessie Joy5 päivää sitten
    • shall not be allowed to run for a second term.

      dcoog anmldcoog anml2 päivää sitten
  • If we could stop the delusional dump supporters from commenting anywhere and dump was completely muted until after the election then there would be rational statements to read and the "fake news" would have no control over the democratic American election.

    will romainewill romaine5 päivää sitten
    • Right now my comment has nothing to do with this segment but I need someone like you to answer this question. WHY IS AN IMPEACHED PRESIDENT ALLOWED TO RUN

      eioshen boboieioshen boboiPäivä sitten
  • "If you want to make Mike Pence nervous, stare at his fly." LOL

    ceerw butyceerw buty6 päivää sitten
  • WE LOVE YOU BILL!!! Why doesn't anyone say it anymore!?! What happened.

    Margo O' MahonyMargo O' Mahony7 päivää sitten
  • This is a binary choice so as Steven Stills sang, “Love the One You’re With” and folks we are with Joe Biden. Vote!

    Rock girlRock girl7 päivää sitten
  • I HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE LOOP, CONCENTRATING ON MOVING TO A NEW APT. I HONESTLY DID ______NOT______ KNOW THAT OBAMA HAD SEAL TEAM SIX MURDERED, TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT THEY DEALLY DID NOT KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN, BUT ONLY A "BODY DOUBLE". AND I HONESTLY DID NOT EVER THINK THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD RETWEET SUCH NONSENSE! BUT THAT'S JUST ME!

    rdelrosso2001rdelrosso20017 päivää sitten
    • you, Funny Man? They do have it all..... What’s that? Q is a “Conspiracy Theory”.... So is Bigfoot and nobody posting that is banned.. Hunter? Sure... How about pictures of you,

      ceerw butyceerw buty6 päivää sitten
  • Not so funny a week later huh Bill? The info drips drips drips everyday...and it's not looking good for creepy sleepy Joe..

    Train HoundTrain Hound7 päivää sitten
  • Uh, no.. hunter failed to pick it up or pay,,

    Tina LTina L7 päivää sitten
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      Rock girlRock girl7 päivää sitten
  • 🕳🤡🥊🌪💡💪🏼😎& Kamala for women it’s all we have now. Go JOE 🇺🇸

    Ziggy UstarZiggy Ustar7 päivää sitten
  • Matlock didn't premier till 1986, Maher's getting a little forgetful in his old age.

    Fo ReelFo Reel7 päivää sitten
  • I only have one thing to say..... George Carlin 2020

    Joseph HoranJoseph Horan7 päivää sitten
  • Wow bill you used to be fair and unbiased. How the might contract Trump Derangement syndrome. I wish you luck in your recovery.

    Godgeta SaiyanGodgeta Saiyan7 päivää sitten
  • Great jokes, great delivery. All made very easy by WTF it is that's going on in the White House these days.

    GiDaOneGiDaOne7 päivää sitten
  • Bill, you are the greatest by far. I am an ET convert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Peter M. OlsenPeter M. Olsen7 päivää sitten
  • this one.. Hopefully you are aware that trump(I don't capitalize his name) is just a distraction from what McConnel is doing to hijack your freedom from under your feet.

    yasio boloyasio bolo7 päivää sitten
  • He was not blind he was visually impaired. So he could see but not so good.

    r771 q3r771 q38 päivää sitten
  • Right now my comment has nothing to do with this segment but I need someone like you to answer this question. WHY IS AN IMPEACHED PRESIDENT ALLOWED TO RUN FOR A SECOND TERM? A president who gets impeached during his first term yet not removed from office shall lose all presidential privileges especially pardoning powers. And shall not be allowed to run for a second term.

    Wynnette SherleyWynnette Sherley8 päivää sitten
  • Bill can you proof your father wasn't a donkey? I know , very low intellectually question but could you provide proof so we all know for sure you are not a donkey.

    m. topam. topa8 päivää sitten
    • @yasio bolo fiworld.info/goon/qXja4KGqna-fZ3A/videot.html

      m. topam. topa7 päivää sitten
    • person

      yasio boloyasio bolo7 päivää sitten
  • Trump is running against Obama, Hillary and Hunter... I guess Biden is not the candidate for president in Trumps brain

    sehhi vootysehhi vooty8 päivää sitten
    • Yes, weird how Trump thinks it's still 2016.

      Gall eryGall ery6 päivää sitten
    • Isn't Biden running for Senate stupid?

      Salary CapSalary Cap8 päivää sitten
  • Both parties support imperialism and I will not be voting for either person this year. It's Hitler versus Mussolini..... There is no positive change that can come from either one... remember when Bill Clinton started NAFTA and shipped all the jobs out of America and created this environmental problem where companies can just move to Tijuana and dump s*** freely into the rivers and then export their product back across the border tax free.... Hillary Clinton has funded oppressive governments throughout Central America that have murdered many activists.... Democrats want mandatory vaccines for all people without even giving doctors a choice in the Bernie Sanders told me straight up your children not belong to you they belong to the state.... And that the common good of society outweighs your right to not be medically raped... forced against your will to take every vaccine without question or choices to even space them out... They want to do away with medical exemptions that doctors write and have a cashless Society where everyone is 100% dependent on the state.......On the Republican side you got drugs war Nazis and environmental destroyers... We are fuced unless real Revolution takes place

    Mike WilmethMike Wilmeth8 päivää sitten
  • The irony that the Supreme Court is being stolen by the conservatives when Biden was the speaker who enabled Clarence Thomas to receive his seat.

    JohnnyJohnny9 päivää sitten
  • Billy Boy here was in a Q drop yesterday. Something to do with “Kid Love Productions”..... Q is a whole lot about busting weirdos with kids that aren’t theirs.. What do they have on you, Funny Man? They do have it all..... What’s that? Q is a “Conspiracy Theory”.... So is Bigfoot and nobody posting that is banned.. Hunter? Sure... How about pictures of you, Kid Love??? You’re a desperate comedian. Without the laughers helping you out you totally suck.. Your writers are crap... You couldn’t get hired in the Catskills on Liver and Onion Night.... Sad little dwarf...

    Jardani JovonovichJardani Jovonovich9 päivää sitten
    • Q: pretty hard to have full confidence in someone who can't even reveal their name.

      Gall eryGall ery6 päivää sitten
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    Vivi AndersenVivi Andersen9 päivää sitten
  • FLUSH THE TURD NOVEMBER 3RD...VOTE BLUE!!

    dark MATTERSdark MATTERS9 päivää sitten
  • Based on Republican criteria Barrett's nomination is illegitimate and she must be recalled after the election.

    The ShadowThe Shadow9 päivää sitten
    • If nothing else, at least the idea of a president being unable to nominate a Supreme Court nominee just before an election is officially done now the Republicans have displayed such hypocrisy in light of their blocking Merrick Garland. The Democrats will never let them forget that double cross.

      Gall eryGall ery6 päivää sitten
    • @Salary Cap Fabulous comeback, Trump.

      The ShadowThe Shadow8 päivää sitten
    • Cry more wittle baby

      Salary CapSalary Cap8 päivää sitten
  • The Real Facts www.hsgac.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/HSGAC_Finance_Report_FINAL.pdf

    John DuqueJohn Duque9 päivää sitten
  • Who is he talking to?

    Danny MacDanny Mac9 päivää sitten
  • Bill Maher 2024

    Vijay SridharVijay Sridhar9 päivää sitten
  • Before he started pandering, Don Lemon had the right of it. Somebody should remind him of that...👇 fiworld.info/goon/nYfFxYXFq6Wrj6c/videot.html

    Michael RSMichael RS9 päivää sitten
  • Lol, all churches are cults!

    Tina RobertsTina Roberts9 päivää sitten
  • Regardless, Bidens son has nothing to do with his reputation. Not saying Joe Biden is perfect, no one is, but his son's indiscretions shouldn't be brought upon him.

    Tina RobertsTina Roberts9 päivää sitten
    • Agreed. Hunter Biden's not running for president any more than Ivanka Trump is.

      Gall eryGall ery6 päivää sitten
    • But it's amazing how Trump's kids get criticized by the media for every little thing. You hypocrites are un-fucking-believable.

      Salary CapSalary Cap8 päivää sitten
  • “Living the dream...”

    Ken RandallKen Randall9 päivää sitten
  • Rudy Ghouliani is appropriate for Halloween, and also, tuck frump (edit) I'd love to see a rudy ghouliani and also trump Halloween costume; would scare the sh!t out of any sane person

    joe sikicjoe sikic9 päivää sitten
    • How about Pelosi's Mary Antoinette costume? She's really trying to help the American people.

      Salary CapSalary Cap8 päivää sitten
  • It is not unlawful, rude or unethical to not fund, support, promote, or participate in religion. People should have been told this 2,000 years ago. The government, military & law enforcement 2,000 years ago; should have told people this.

    Diana HillDiana Hill9 päivää sitten
  • Hey, Bill, do you remember your monologue four years ago, Kerry Washington sitting on you left, when you said that the real infectious disease that’s infecting our elections is not pneumonia, is a lack of class. Well, how crazy is that the pneumonia felt offended then, and came this election year with a jerky response!

    ioan serbanioan serban10 päivää sitten
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    Victor dehliVictor dehli10 päivää sitten
  • Sorry but there is no good grandpa in this race, just two nasty old men. I am ready to give up on politics. If we don't start voting third parties en masse to get both those corrupt parties out, this country is doomed. Maybe it already is but I am choosing to see a path forward.

    Ruth HorowitzRuth Horowitz10 päivää sitten
  • 2020(G) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: (Vice) (Truth & Facts) >-< (Vice) •-• vice.com •-• (South Park Studios) (Truth & Facts) >-< South Park Studios ••• “Respect and dignity, 2020?” 2020(G) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_sector?wprov=sfti1 👆 oklahoman.com/article/894007/traffic-flows-again-on-i-40-bridge (🔥🔥🔥) 👇 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_sector?wprov=sfti1 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_sector?wprov=sfti1 👈-👉 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probation?wprov=sfti1 fiworld.info/tools/wYz2GULEvMPXDbtPCxnl0g.html (if I break any other new stories!!) www.cnbc.com/2015/01/08/harold-hamms-ex-cashes-the-big-check-after-all.html 🔥 (if I break any other new stories!!)

    BobbyBobby10 päivää sitten
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    Democracy for the PeopleDemocracy for the People10 päivää sitten
  • "Lindsay Graham picked the music." LMAO.

    Michael SinclairMichael Sinclair10 päivää sitten
  • I think Trump is crazy but I am trying to understand what happened to Bin-laden and it does not make any sense !! Your seal teem goes into another country kidnap and kill a terrorist then mutilate his face after that you take the photos and throw the body in the see!!! why???

    Martin HuntMartin Hunt10 päivää sitten
  • I don't understand what Biden is being accused of. I heard the part about the charge of Hunter Biden's being accused of pedophilia in China. But what does this have to do with Joe Biden? What is Biden being accused of? His son's doing business in China? Did Biden perform special favors for China as part of his duties as Vice President in exchange for monies paid to his son? Did Biden divulge high security or important military information to China? Is this a charge of treason, or what? A lot of people have done business with China over the past 40 years, but now we know better, we know we can't trust China now, after this Covid deception on China's part. And now Biden's expected to "explain" charges of some vague accusations. People tend not to answer charges like this publicly because it draws more attention, and therefore credence, to the charge, even if false. Jared Kushner told Bob Woodward as much, ie, that Trump's lying about people often acts in Trump's favor, because when the person answers the charge or the lie, it just draws attention to it and gets Trump more publicity, and a percentage of some people will believe it. I myself believed that Joe Biden was senile for almost a year because of Trump's lies. Then I saw Biden beat Trump in the debate. Two attorneys general (Jeff Sessions and Bill Barr) and the FBI have not filed any charges against Biden in the past four years. Why not? Despite pressure from Trump to do so. These same attorneys general did not file charges against Barack Obama in response to Trump's Twitter statements for years that Obama had spied on him. And now Barack Obama has been cleared of these allegations. Maybe Sessions and Barr know what evidence is--and they know when they don't have it? And both Sessions & Barr were/are strong supporters of Trump and would have filed charges if they could have. But apparently there's no "there there." Jeff Sessions is gone from the scene, forced out by Trump after Sessions wouldn't pursue "Trumped up" Twitter statements and the like from Trump, ie Twitter statements and innuendos given at rallies. Why don't you have Jeff Sessions on your show to talk about what he went through because he wouldn't file some false charges. I remember a lot of public harassment and insults from Trump, and then Sessions finally just resigned. Yeah, Jeff Sessions was forced out for not playing ball with Trump's fantasies, but Bill Barr and the FBI still know what evidence is, and apparently, they don't think they have it with Biden either. Any credible attorney is not going to file some false charges because that attorney could lose his license to practice law for doing so. But yet, Trump wants these men to sacrifice their careers to spread his lies against his enemies. The way Trump expected Michael Cohen to ruin his own life and career by being Trump's "fixer." And now all of these accusations come out two weeks before the election, when there's no time to prove anything. This seems a lot like the Roy Moore situation in 2018 when Moore was running for office in Alabama and accusations suddenly came out shortly before the election, of course, that charged that Moore had stalked and sexually harassed some underage teenage female employees at shopping malls about 30 years ago. This was a Mitch McConnell dirty trick. Why does Joe Biden have to prove himself innocent against some accusations thrown out there like this at the last minute? Shouldn't some charges be filed by some authorities? The problem is that no credible authorities will file charges. So Trump stooges at this point are put out there to spread heresay through stooge media sites. What happened to somebody is supposed to be considered innocent until proven guilty? This situation is more like Biden's having to prove he's innocent against what seems so far to be some heresay. I'm seeing too much of this lately. There was the report put out last year about this time of year on conservative media (Alex Marlow on Breitbart) that Mitt Romney had a social media account where he went by the pseudonym "Pierre Delecto," and the reporting made it sound as if Romney had been soliciting anonymous oral sex from other men. (These "reports" about Romney came out after he famously voted for impeaching Trump.) I tend to believe that Romney was blackmailed into being the crucial vote in the Senate that allowed the Amy Coney Barrett confirmation hearing to proceed (when the Senate will do nothing to help Americans in need in this Corona Virus situation). I believe that Romney was blackmailed with the possibility of Trump allies in the media again bringing up the Pierre Delecto debacle. Trump and/or his stooges need to get sued for this kind of thing. It's called slander. And apparently it's not going to stop until somebody is hit where it hurts--in the pocketbook.

    Sylvia 1007Sylvia 100710 päivää sitten
  • Suburban women don't like you cus you're a douche and apparently those are uncomfortable....

    Tetsu ShatariiTetsu Shatarii10 päivää sitten
  • Biden received 50,000 a month along with a 5 million dollar bonus. I’m sure he worked for it.

    KevinKevin10 päivää sitten
  • Maher is praying for a Trump win, so he can keep his show.

    KevinKevin10 päivää sitten
  • This is where liberals get their news. So much miss information in this, no wonder they believe in such garbage

    Montes88Montes8810 päivää sitten
    • @Gall ery not form a comedy program on hbo. But if you’re asking that question maybe you should stick to only watching cartoons and sports

      Montes88Montes886 päivää sitten
    • So where should they get their news from?

      Gall eryGall ery6 päivää sitten
  • Bill Maher looks reeeaaaall old

    Andy KarnAndy Karn10 päivää sitten
  • Who archives emails on their hard drive these days? Its all in the cloud so you can get to them on your phone, computer etc.

    MrCallipygousMrCallipygous10 päivää sitten
  • Ive never had a bad nightmare as bad as being awake for the last 4 years.

    yasio boloyasio bolo10 päivää sitten
  • A verse about Donald Trump: Breathes there the man with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said, "This is my own, my native land!" Whose heart hath ne'er within him burn'd, As home his footsteps he hath turn'd, From wandering on a foreign strand? If such there breathe, go, mark him well; For him no minstrel raptures swell; High though his titles, proud his name, Boundless his wealth as wish can claim; Despite those titles, power, and pelf, The wretch, concentrated all in self, Living, shall forfeit fair renown, And, doubly dying, shall go down, To the vile dust from whence he sprung, Unwept, unhonour'd, and unsung. - Sir Walter Scott.

    SteffinsSteffins10 päivää sitten
  • where does this kind of crap come from -- who the hell loses their laptop and how did it come into GOP hands?

    Donnasue JacobiDonnasue Jacobi10 päivää sitten
  • As a non american this election is a win/neutral. If Trump wins it's going to be awesome. If he loses I don't really care.

    Simon WikbergSimon Wikberg10 päivää sitten
    • @yasio bolo Wasn't Biden accused of inappropriate conduct, or Demicrats have selective memory?

      Salary CapSalary Cap8 päivää sitten
    • Don't knock Pence's fly... at least - unlike his boss - he keeps it closed... apparently.

      yasio boloyasio bolo10 päivää sitten
  • My grandmother was holding in this story for a very long time but in light of what she feels is a critical election, she decided now was the time to share it. Please listen. Bill Maher - she watches every single one of your shows and has gone to see you live! fiworld.info/goon/oqzVq6PWnaCCfY0/videot.html

    Tabitha RoseTabitha Rose10 päivää sitten
  • Maher is a bleeding heart biased lefty. Never had been funny and never will be. He calls the catholic church a cult, but all other religions aren’t? He’s a loser

    Scott WilliamsScott Williams10 päivää sitten
  • Bill I love you dearly, but please can you stop clapping your hands together. It's a very annoying habit you have.

    Kevin SchaafsmaKevin Schaafsma10 päivää sitten
  • Radical Rich Kids; Burning money they didn't earn along with the buildings... fiworld.info/goon/YZ2XsnDQ1n6df2g/videot.html

    Michael RSMichael RS10 päivää sitten
  • He is so stupid that he can’t sell himself. Inept all the way!

    Thelma RodriguezThelma Rodriguez10 päivää sitten
  • sell out! gp back to work while to remain isolated. Shame on you,

    RR10 päivää sitten
  • Bill Maher is that creepy, gropey drunk old guy at the bar.

    Toblerone HobleroneToblerone Hoblerone10 päivää sitten
  • Now this is some classic Maher. Hilarious

    witchingroomwitchingroom11 päivää sitten
  • You can be legally blind but still be able to read with assistance Yeesh Maher, your abilism is showing

    David MatthewsDavid Matthews11 päivää sitten
  • While blind people can do almost everything non-blind people can do, I hardly doubt that there are lot of blind folks able to repair computers. Repairing electronic devices is one of those things you certainly need your eyes for.

    NKA23NKA2311 päivää sitten
  • Trumps largest insolvency yet.....do u think he will try to claim the entire amount on his taxes??

    Jason OgrenJason Ogren11 päivää sitten
    • Jason how does it feel to sit on welfare and cry over other people's taxes?

      Salary CapSalary Cap8 päivää sitten
  • #whatshappeninginthailand

    Taylor Dean WilsonTaylor Dean Wilson11 päivää sitten
  • we thank you OH GOD for greatest of your foundation has been lay up treasure for we the people who are like a tree planted by the rivers of water bringeth forth fruit in his season; we're gonna take back what the enemy has stolen from us financial blessing, evacuation notice cancel , no one is going to lose their Job or housing, double for your trouble I pray this in Jesus name Amen,

    Prophetess/Evangelist PreciousProphetess/Evangelist Precious11 päivää sitten
  • scooby doo

    Shaun HarrisShaun Harris11 päivää sitten
  • Don't knock Pence's fly... at least - unlike his boss - he keeps it closed... apparently.

    Rod BakerRod Baker11 päivää sitten
    • Clinton and Biden say hello, did you think this was clever or something kid?

      Salary CapSalary Cap8 päivää sitten
  • Is Lindsey Graham supposed to be gay now? I can't keep up with all the shit anymore.

    linshanhsianglinshanhsiang11 päivää sitten
  • Surprisingly, Bill has a halo on top’st his head. Also, I am drunk. An “autopsy” is just a pirate amalgamation / conjugation of “atop” and “his.” If that doesn’t make sense, you cannot blame my drunkenness, but the intoxicated quality of American-Irish-Polish word-structure itself.

    Esco PiliateseEsco Piliatese11 päivää sitten
  • This is circus show. Both Trump and Biden are similar.

    Tugis Art StudioTugis Art Studio11 päivää sitten
  • Regardless of the details or the truth/falsehood of the newest wrinkle of the Hunter Biden-Burisma story, the following is verifiably true: 1. Hunter Biden was on the Burisma company's Board of Directors at some point and for some period of time 2. Hunter Biden lacked any significant or substantial relevant knowledge or skills to qualify him for such a high-level of authority/status in the company upon being accepted to the Board of Directors The fact that the above two facts are true, along with the rather high probability that the Biden name was widely known as being potentially valuable to groups (such as a large oil company like Burisma) who may want to curry favor either in the present or future with policy-makers in the powerful, globally influential U.S. government, means that national news media failing to critically examine Hunter's relationship with Burisma (regardless of any other factors) is troubling and seems to indicate an extremely low degree of basic journalistic integrity. I say this, by the way, as someone who has opposed not only Trump but the vast majority of Republican politicians for most of my life.

    Eric HansonEric Hanson11 päivää sitten
    • @Gall ery Thank you for the thoughtful reply. Joe Biden may well not have actively involved himself in any underhanded activity in this matter, and the Trump family are definitely HUGE hypocrites and flatly lying out of their asses if their assertion is that the Bidens have engaged in corruption in ways that the Trumps never did. All that said, Hunter Biden and his father both should have known something suspicious was afoot when Burisma recruited Hunter for a position for which the younger Biden reportedly (and without denial from any source, including anyone in the Biden family) lacks basic knowledge, skills, and experience. This means that Joe and/or Hunter are/were either naïve to the point of plain stupidity or they knew at least something of what was really going on and didn't care about the high probability that the Burisma company was likely pulling this stunt to have increased influence over some of Joe Biden's political decisions.

      Eric HansonEric Hanson6 päivää sitten
    • I imagine having the Biden name on their board was considered a prestigious "get", if you will, but there's no evidence that Joe himself did anything inappropriate (the firing of that Ukrainian prosecutor was apparently not because he was going after Hunter, but rather because the prosecutor himself was accused of corruption). I think Ivanka Trump receiving multiple trade marks from America's biggest economic competitor definitely raises at least the possibility of a conflict of interest between the current US president and China, the country he claims to be so tough on in negotiations.

      Gall eryGall ery6 päivää sitten
  • So it's grandpa and grandma, aunt and uncle who are actually dying!!!! Ooops, of course, according to Bill it's fat people who are the problem!!! Really? I thought it was granny?! What is it Billy? Your bias, or reality?

    Tan STan S11 päivää sitten
  • Hi, Bill. Still trying to live down what you said about Catholics now that you know Joe Biden is a Catholic just like the judges you said were NUTS because of their religion? Doh! You know, I'm an Atheist myself and I figured out a long time ago that if we have religion, then logically there must be some kind of evolutionary advantage to it. It did get us through the Dark Ages for example.

    Nonya BidnessNonya Bidness11 päivää sitten
  • George W Bush, huffed a trunk load of Coke!

    AUTO-SIGNAUTO-SIGN11 päivää sitten
  • BYE BILL MAHER CNN MSNBC NBC TRUMP LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG DURING THE STIMULUS INTERVUE SAYING AND I QUOTES : I WILL WAIT TILL AFTER THE ELECTION ON THE STIMULUS WHEN I ....SWORN IN ....GOT IT I SWORN IN HE KNOWS HE THE WINNER DAMN CROOKED REPUBLICANS I WILL NEVER VOTE AGAIN AND THRU WITH THE NEWS CHANNELLS

    Dnu oneDnu one11 päivää sitten
  • All of this appears as truth on Fox "News". What a fucking sham.

    Frank ChaseFrank Chase11 päivää sitten
    • 2000 wants its' joke back boomer, you get your news from "comedians"

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  • Bill has become too repetitive, I used to like his comedy.

    Luther GKLuther GK11 päivää sitten
  • So this is where everyone with TDS goes to rant. If Bill cared about facts then he wouldn't be able to write the jokes you idiots love to giggle at.

    John JohnsonJohn Johnson11 päivää sitten
  • Rudy and them published a text conversation between Hunter and Joe in which Hunter lamented what a screw up he was and Joe told him he loved him unconditionally. The Republicans treated Joe's love for his son as a negative.

    David TrujilloDavid Trujillo11 päivää sitten
  • That whole conspiracy theory about the binladen body double sounds like is far more work then it would take to just kill binladin

    MlpfanboyMlpfanboy11 päivää sitten
  • Wait the computer repair guy was blind? Oh dear God that conspiracy theory is even dumber then i thought it was!!

    MlpfanboyMlpfanboy11 päivää sitten
  • Hunter was correct about politics. I think POTUS is on Adrenochrome..

    DanoDano11 päivää sitten
  • Both parties are corrupt!!

    Geraldine HannaGeraldine Hanna11 päivää sitten
  • You're getting up there too Bill!!

    Geraldine HannaGeraldine Hanna11 päivää sitten
  • fk bill

    shisi huangshisi huang11 päivää sitten
  • Could you imagine if you replaced Hunter Biden’s name with Donald Trump jr?

    Always Overcoming BearAlways Overcoming Bear11 päivää sitten
    • The hypocrisy is borderline mental illness at this point.

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  • LOL bruh this was great material. lol nice lol

    targaryen ticklertargaryen tickler11 päivää sitten
  • Bill made several good points The best could be: "who passes out while on crack?"

    Ben AdamsBen Adams11 päivää sitten
  • We have crazy people running the white supremacists oh I mean the white house.

    James McNeillJames McNeill11 päivää sitten
    • Easy to cry white supremacy living in your white neighborhood James.

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  • If you want to make fun of old people, you need to think about who is really the brunt of your snarky mouth.

    Pat ByrnePat Byrne11 päivää sitten
  • Trumps insane

    Edward PietrouskiEdward Pietrouski11 päivää sitten
  • This is painful, his jokes are stale af :/ how do people watch bill

    Brian MBrian M11 päivää sitten
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