his business: you are a weak worthless peice of shit so here's my digital program how not be one for 19.99$
ah yes the self promotion or sponsors at the end😂
Incorrect. He didn’t spend hours talking about the importance of NoFap.
I have to say, I really love your videos! They're always spot on and really funny. Thank you 💖
Why did i hold my breath the entire time i watched this
People like this, even if this a parody, are just "too-healthy." We get it, you wake up at 5 o'clock every morning, have lemon water and a breakfast of blueberries and almond milk, then go to your home gym, then work for 13 hours. Can't you just live life a little more... casual?
Wtf Caitlyn? Who told you to clone some male youtubers and force them to say their usual dialogue for your youtube channel? This is a violation of human right😡
For that title, I'm instantly giving a like
It just occurred to me that shes not even looking through the glasses most of the time lol theyre just kinda hanging there on the face
These types of dudes are so gay for themselves.
Some people wake up at 5 AM because they're ready to take on the day, and have a busy schedule. Some people wake up at 5 AM because of the pain.
I’m the 3000 comment
You are NOT funny.
It's a good thing you kept throwing in the little bits of ridiculousness because I'm stupid and started listening like this was real advice
I seriously thought that was oil london in the thumbnail 💀
that's actually truthfull funny
Wake up at 5 am? Ha, jokes on you! I've been up since 6 pm the day before, working a 10 hour night shift 🙃
Quackity really fell off...
You forgot them 24/7 flaunting their gym body shirtless for no reason... like bro we dont wanna see you shirtless every vid
I walked away from this vid for a few seconds and I forgot this was satire. I stg Caitlin is a shapeshifter
mommy, I'm scared...
I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUCKNG OLI LONDON IN THE THUMBNAIL
You know honestly this is so well executed that if it hadn’t been for the title I bet people wouldn’t have noticed it’s parody
Its the smirky face talking for me lol
There name is ALWAYS Adam.
Let me guess his girlfriend is a model
I cringed so hard. Great acting 👍
Wait but what's the use of the glasses if they're tilting their head looking above them? 😂😂😂 Oh and the intro hand thingy was on point
This is say too acurate
tsukishima + cringy ass male "thinkfluencer" = this abomination ~•[ not hate on the video ]•~
this is so true lmao wha-
The Tim Ferriss line!!! I CACKLED
Wow, where’d you get this video of V Shred?
mwah, chefs kiss.
It's insanely freaking true and total cringe.
Omg and then at the end they want you to buy their “successful”course that will get you “millions of dollars” but their course is like 1000 dollars.
Its the mouthhh movement for meehh 🤣
One slight quibble - "So let's get this started" should be "So let's jump right in". Otherwise, epic!
Hey did u really miss to say studies show and experts say ? 😮
Accurate imitation of the guy in the epic morning routine video that cody and noel reacted to😂😂
Yeah, you have perfectly reproduced that uncanny irritating quality. Good job.
Alex costa be like...
The wrinkled shirt adds the extra spice✨
The lips : 👄 is accurate
“ GODDAMN YOU DRE DREXLER!”
4 hour work week
She has the range
you can smell her breath. Prove me wrong.
The uselessness followed by plugging their ebook is so on the spot lol
I literally can’t watch past the first 5 seconds, she made me have the same reaction as if it were the real thing
SPOT ON ART
So accurate that it made me throw up
I both love and hate your content so much.
Why is this so perfect...
YOU ARE SO RELATABLE
Always love how these dude basically grift on how to be successful.
The freaking reflection of the ring light on the glasses is a superb detail and I hate it.
"Wake up at 5 in the morning" Me, lying awake all night in panic until 9am: :)
Aaaaaaaaaa the very last face is so good it's unbelievable
great but you didn't rub your hands together enough
Never seen such a douchie dude with such amazing eyebrows
why is this so painfully accurate
I can’t wait until she makes those characters meet.
This is so accurate
I swear every youtuber that does helpful/guide videos are the exact sameee...I had medicine interviews and every interview help vid I watched was EXACTLY like this
Preaching about all of his hard work but getting his money from his rich mom and dad
They really all have the same voice tone
Left out the part where he goes to lunch with his hedge fund manager dad
my hoodie turned into a polo shirt from watching this video
The perpetual smirk is golden
SSEUUUOOOOOOO LET'S GET THIS STARTUUUUD !!! lol
Perfect example of a video that’s supposed to give 5 tips and you end up barely getting one
jake paul b like
The best part is that this dude’s name is Adam. Such an appropriate name
The cadence is SPOT ON!
I'm happy to say that I've never seen a single person like this in my life
Why are the gestures so accurate tho
This sounds like every youtube dude of truck builds or whatever builds lmaooooooooo
Hahaha. I'm really laughing out loud. I just found you today, my first being "overactive listener" and each one is funnier that the last. I do dig a few of those "epic positivity" dudes, but you really nailed it.
CARA COMO Q ELA CONSEGUE FAZER TAO PERFEITO
Omg the prayer hands gesture in front of the face made me laugh so hard, I choked on my pre-work out creatine shake.
This is so good I can't handle it 😭🤣
Guaranteed they woke up once at 5am, felt great once, and decided to tell everyone to do it... while they sleep in til 12:30pm every day. One of my brothers told me to take cold showers in the morning because it was so great for motivation, waking up, gettig ready for the day.. other cringy words. I asked him "oh so you do that every morning?" He paused. "No, I haven't tried it yet." I laughed.
WHY IS THIS SO TRUUUUEUUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEEEE
this is barely even satire
Give this woman her own show, most preferly in adult swim
the only thing i know is pain :]
Oh my god, I hate you. Totally subscribed.
“Why you should read a book per day” and “I followed Leonardo da Vinci’s schedule for a week and this is what happened” brotuber
I love how he subtly implies that he thinks everyone has a home gym.
Why do I feel like this is targetting Adam Ragusea?
His name is ALWAYS ADAM
Hey. Dont mock bros being bros to the bros.