Monologue: The Final Countdown | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • "Final countdown" can apply to a bigger thing, too. And it's not unreasonable to believe we're in one of those.

    Jason RobertsJason Roberts9 päivää sitten
  • Hey Bill. When did you serve in the military?

    Howard SchaefferHoward Schaeffer10 päivää sitten
    • @MICHGO1 I know Trump didn't and Bill's calling him on it. Curious if Bill's a douche hypocrite.

      Howard SchaefferHoward Schaeffer10 päivää sitten

      MICHGO1MICHGO110 päivää sitten
  • hindi movies

    william batistawilliam batista13 päivää sitten
  • trump supporters.................DON'T DRINK THE KOOL ADE

    Davidea SiebertDavidea Siebert14 päivää sitten
  • mgk

    Cla ErsozCla Ersoz16 päivää sitten
  • He's been fired! The world can sleep again. The only music he can get for his super spreader events is the most unhip ever. YMCA? LMAO!!!!

    Elmo LipskyElmo Lipsky16 päivää sitten
  • not going to lie, the I farted sticker sounds appealing.

    Stephen JonesStephen Jones17 päivää sitten
  • Zero credibility. Look at the last two entrants : a rapy alcoholic and a ditzy cultist. There's more wisdom and honesty between my toes, and it smells better too.

    oiuet souiuoiuet souiu18 päivää sitten
  • What’s nice about the election being over is now I don’t have to be stressed out every single day wondering what the next shoe is to drop.

    Rex WashingtonRex Washington18 päivää sitten
  • Oh come on Bill do you not want anyone who is neither Democrat nor Republican as president?

    freakingweinerfreakingweiner18 päivää sitten
  • Bill, if I get an "I farted" sticker, then you get one that says "I voted... For Wall Street, endless wars, mass incarceration, no healthcare, etc."

    John N.John N.18 päivää sitten
    • Keep telling lies and you won't be able to hold that nose up. I don't know how you are upright now. The country is split down the middle. Trump thugs? Hilarious. That never

      oiuet souiuoiuet souiu18 päivää sitten
  • we are on the way to a better america!

    MatthewMatthew18 päivää sitten
  • Stop the count?¡¿!#* In Europe people are beginning to think that Donald Trump needs a straight jacket.

    Angela NavarreteAngela Navarrete18 päivää sitten
  • bill maher is loosing it, eat your recent words when you said trump would win the election...really I admired you before...

    M AM A19 päivää sitten
  • You are great

    manouchehr malekmanouchehr malek19 päivää sitten
  • penguinz0

    Chava Z. GaytánChava Z. Gaytán19 päivää sitten
  • We did it !!! Nov. 5th feels sooo good !

    olasylvia1olasylvia119 päivää sitten
  • This is it. This is like waiting for a biopsy. VOTE!

    asioe kiouasioe kiou20 päivää sitten
  • He won't go. You warned us.

    Owen SichoneOwen Sichone20 päivää sitten
  • buzzfeed unsolved

    Noah SomersNoah Somers20 päivää sitten
  • Setting up a Supreme Court Judge as a back=up plan only shows that Trump is worried he is going to lose. Which he will to Biden.

    Mike LegareMike Legare20 päivää sitten
  • Go Biden for Presidency. You are the hope for the future. Get Trump OUT OF OFFICE.

    Mike LegareMike Legare20 päivää sitten
    • Thank you Postal workers!

      asioe kiouasioe kiou20 päivää sitten

    Joe WeisJoe Weis20 päivää sitten
  • I think if Bill would start praying today, God would concede to his request. C’Mon Bill take Kierkegaard‘s leap of Faith.

    Michelle GonzalezMichelle Gonzalez20 päivää sitten
  • We all want justice and equity and that is because we were created in the image and likeness of God and God is righteous and all His ways are right but we have sin and rebelled against God. We have a conscience and we know right from wrong but choose to do wrong when we lie, steal, fornicate, are proud, selfish, hate etc... We all have broken the law of God and God is just to punish us all but in His love and mercy He sent down His only begotten Son Jesus Christ the Righteous and Savior to die on the cross for our sins and in our place that we be not condemned and then He was resurrected on the third day and is sitting at the right hand of God, We have to repent of our evil ways and turn to God and put our faith in Jesus for our salvation, because there is no other name given among men that people may be saved. Our good works cannot save us because we have sinned and we will be judged on our sins not our good works, only Jesus can save us from our sins".

    Gio SilvaGio Silva20 päivää sitten
  • Slimeball

    Billy CallawayBilly Callaway21 päivä sitten
  • Bill will burn in hell fire. He hates law and order, he hates Jesus, he hates his own life. A man full of pride and hate. Repent!

    Blood Bought MinistriesBlood Bought Ministries21 päivä sitten
  • Jesus Christ is Lord

    Blood Bought MinistriesBlood Bought Ministries21 päivä sitten

    Marc WittmannMarc Wittmann21 päivä sitten
  • This is very nice to watch. Interview with Mary Trump. One really sane person in trump family. Your family simply know the best who you are especially this very intelligent member. Pls pass on and on and on

    cole kcole k21 päivä sitten
  • Man he’s so excited for the results 😂😂😂👍

    Simon BSimon B21 päivä sitten
  • Well Bill it's election night...Biden is already in bed he gave up at 9pm Jill had to give him his meds and tuck him in. That's all for him until tomorrow when he wakes up. No harm done though he won't remember what he was doing the last year anyway. TRUMP 2020...Let the screaming and whining begin...Who was Trump an agent of this time Mars? Better get Adam Schiff and Bob Mueller on it ASAP LOL

    Train HoundTrain Hound21 päivä sitten
  • Trump Fans are the children of America's Archie Bunkers. It's not funny.

  • Thank you Postal workers!

    Scott TaylorScott Taylor21 päivä sitten
  • Here's what I think about this president ; If 'Pres. Trump' were on 'Donald Trumps' show "The Apprentice" At the end of the day , Donald WOULD DEFINITELY say "Ur fired" . He would . He would've made a complete mockery of this presidents performance . Hands down

    gary schraagary schraa21 päivä sitten
  • This is funny.

    Person Woman Man Camera TvPerson Woman Man Camera Tv21 päivä sitten
  • I used to like Bill. The 2016 election showed him to be a total neo-liberal hack

    Joe Be ThereJoe Be There21 päivä sitten
  • Lame monologue Bill

    A D GA D G21 päivä sitten
  • No offense, Bill. But Biden, too, is going to come up short.

    Dexter HavenDexter Haven21 päivä sitten
  • Joe Biden is a corrupt politician.

    Edgar MedinaEdgar Medina21 päivä sitten
  • I like Bill's comedy for the most part and often think he's an intelligent guy, but this whole monologue was dead in the water and you know he knows it too. The lazy guy goes after the low hanging fruit, my man. Don't Conform!! ....and if you're going to represent the "left" then how are you going to promote men saying to women, "watch this pole?!"

    Jesse RapkinJesse Rapkin21 päivä sitten
  • ,

    Dennis HunkinDennis Hunkin22 päivää sitten
  • I was thinking the RGB Schtick wasn’t a joke. It very well could be true.

    vbddfy euuytvbddfy euuyt22 päivää sitten
  • Sad ass show, carefull what you wish!!!

    Rich TaladegaRich Taladega22 päivää sitten
  • Sad old man. No pole to watch...used to be funny ...

    Rich TaladegaRich Taladega22 päivää sitten
  • didn't even mention the guy he wants you to vote for. Was it too hard to say bill?

    b-mb-m22 päivää sitten
  • We arent going to be scared of his poll watchers. As Dan Rather often quoted: "courage". Lets have it tomorrow and win this thing. 🌊

    M. BowmanM. Bowman22 päivää sitten
  • Bill you usually don't go to overboard in your monologues for the most part but , sorry Bill in case you haven't noticed both sides are trying the polling places intimidation

    NL BNL B22 päivää sitten
  • Bill: "Vote your conscience, unless you conscience is third party."

    Michael SmithMichael Smith22 päivää sitten
  • Bills head will explode again

    Andrew GunnisAndrew Gunnis22 päivää sitten
  • What a deuce bag

    Mark FiehlerMark Fiehler22 päivää sitten
  • Come to think about it, Trump doesn't come to my state either. Pence did. Once.

    Lynda KoersLynda Koers22 päivää sitten
  • Cuatro años más! VIVA TRUMP 2020

    Joe DutraJoe Dutra22 päivää sitten
  • This fucking guy is so funny,I love him!!

    Francisco SolisFrancisco Solis22 päivää sitten
  • Man, what’s with the writing on this show? I am all for fart jokes, but this was all over the place.

    Life Never LostLife Never Lost22 päivää sitten
  • A HUGE thanks for the postal workers.

    LouistheHedgehogLouistheHedgehog22 päivää sitten
  • Maybe it depends how many women tell their husbands "If Trump wins, you better expect a 4-year headache." Could be a YUGE blowout if enough women take that angle. Cheer up! Watch & Vote Him Away! Will you be the 10 millionth viewer? The TERRIBLE thing with so many names? #PatientNero, #HaterInChief/#TweeterInChief, #KINGaLIES, #FakePresident, #PresidentTweety, #IMPOTUS, #TrumpTakesDrugs, #RumpResident, #CheetoJesus/#TweetoJesus, #BillionDollarLoser, #RumpledThinSkin, #CadetBoneSpurs, #KingTroll, #CreepThroat, #Drumpf, #WhinyLIttleBitch, #WaterGait, #PhuckfaceVonClownstick, #GawdEmperorDonnie, #AdolfTwitler, #AgentOrange, #BloviaterInChief, #DiaperDonald, #GenghisCant, #InvertibrateLiar, #KingOfTheWhoppers, #LoudVoldemort, #ManBaby, #NeinFuror, #OrangeManatee, #PutinsPuppet, #XiToy, #KimKisser, #Snuffleopolis, #PedoTrump, #LyinKing, #DonTheCon and too many more. If you add your missing favorites, this comment will explode...

    Shannon JacobsShannon Jacobs22 päivää sitten
  • Please Anyone still Undecided, Vote Democratic to keep Democracy Alive! The Repub Party's Hatred for Democracy and Freedom has gotten quite obvious! Look it up and plz read about It. Texas and Georgia are the hardest States to Vote in and if Dems lose both, it will probably be from Voter Suppression! Huge Lines (taking up to 7 hours to vote) and one drop box per County in places like Houston TX. Its plainly obvious that the GOP is Severely Corrupt, Malicious and Hates Democracy!

    Ian JamesIan James22 päivää sitten
  • Yes I'm ready for Bill taxes to go up, pay for my insurance Bill.

    unadosxxunadosxx22 päivää sitten
  • For bashing 3rd parties... In your face Bill!

    bramankobramanko22 päivää sitten
  • ACB will never get the T stain minimum, she should have declined the appointment until after the election. The #gop are traitors.

    Lizanne WhitlowLizanne Whitlow22 päivää sitten
  • 😂😂😂

    86turkishphish86turkishphish22 päivää sitten
  • You can't say "vote your conscience" and then say don't vote third party. Fuck that.

    MR HowardMR Howard22 päivää sitten

    Mir ZMir Z22 päivää sitten
  • Bs

    Mauricio LamasMauricio Lamas22 päivää sitten

    Jennifer HizzyJennifer Hizzy22 päivää sitten
  • So much hypocrisy here.

    Jesse NelsenJesse Nelsen22 päivää sitten
  • Get your old people to vote for Trump. then they can die US-PATRIOT "standing by" -- Sir

    Peter RaschPeter Rasch22 päivää sitten
  • I liked this so much better without the obnoxious audience. Bill is great, but he has what maybe the worst audience in any show. It's like they choose the stupidest of the lot and put them there to make noise.

    Adwaita BAdwaita B22 päivää sitten
  • Here we go one more day

    Andrew AvilaAndrew Avila22 päivää sitten
  • 0.15 I’d bet money stormy if not said it she has for sure thought it lmao

    Calie-Anne CazCalie-Anne Caz22 päivää sitten
  • Now is the right time for a digital Dictatorship, they have you all on file through your social media network.If Trump wins you loose your Democracy.

    Rodolfo SalutoRodolfo Saluto22 päivää sitten
  • Anyone that votes for Trump is a moron. Anyone that voted for a 3rd party is a FLICKING MORON.

    Alex HooAlex Hoo22 päivää sitten
  • I think all those peaceful antifa/blm riots and looting where part of the super spread of rona.

    Sivis pacemSivis pacem22 päivää sitten
  • This show got worse and worse over the years. Just look at how anxious Maher is.

    AtlasAtlas23 päivää sitten
  • I love when bill goes at the audience 🤣

    Jim DJim D23 päivää sitten
  • No joke I have a solution to the overturned abortion ruling and keep the woman's pro choice and also prevent non consent sex l which is go back to using the medieval birth control the chastity belt maybe a more flexible version nowadays can be made compared to the original metal version.

    ka2rwp1ka2rwp123 päivää sitten
  • Bill, Bill, Bill. Like you but you are so, so sensitive. Kind of looking like the orange man.

    Proudmule1Proudmule123 päivää sitten
  • You forgot also John Fogerty didn't like Trump using his song Fortunate son which is about the poor and average get drafted but the wealthy like Trump get out of the draft.

    ka2rwp1ka2rwp123 päivää sitten
  • The US looks set to re-elect the >

    StoopeedStoopeed23 päivää sitten
  • It's going to be a tie. This IS 2020!!!

    William DillardWilliam Dillard23 päivää sitten
  • The bit about when your "playlist" hates you". That's really bad..

    1mespud1mespud23 päivää sitten
  • 👀Biden Criminal Evidence 👀'The Plot Against The President" Documentary:

    J RichardsonJ Richardson23 päivää sitten
  • Only positive side for biden winning is you will hear a lot less about the kungflu

    m. bentleym. bentley23 päivää sitten
  • Let’s face it many people don’t want Trump to win so that the murder of millions innocent babies via abortion will continue.

    Michelle AMichelle A23 päivää sitten
  • I’m surprised Phil Collins told Trump to stop using his music, he said he’d leave the UK if Labour got into office

    Adrian GreinerAdrian Greiner23 päivää sitten
    • He wrote in his autobiography he didn't leave the UK because of Labour but to avoid the tabloid press chasing him and to be with Orianne.

      lemsiplemsip21 päivä sitten
  • Well spoken. You hit the nail on the head - - Well done 😂😂😂👏👏👏👍👍👍👌

    Jonathan TagoeJonathan Tagoe23 päivää sitten
  • get mad at audience for not laughing at bad jokes. lol

    BuddyCBuddyBuddyCBuddy23 päivää sitten
  • The superspreaders are the Leftist sponsored riots going on for months. Viral cases are on the rise because of increased testing & media drumming up numbers.

    Andrea CooperAndrea Cooper23 päivää sitten
  • One day to go... oh the suspense is killing me... and I am not even American... Good luck folks, know that everywhere in the world people are hoping you will do the good thing.

    johannesnicolaasjohannesnicolaas23 päivää sitten
    • Love and greetings from Holland.

      johannesnicolaasjohannesnicolaas23 päivää sitten
  • I can feel the covid in the air tonight, oh lord. And I've been waiting for this election for all my life, oh lord. Oh lord.

    Yoji ShinkawaYoji Shinkawa23 päivää sitten
  • “I have a pole you can watch.”

    royalslackroyalslack23 päivää sitten
  • People act like Trump hasn't been in office for the past 4 years. Why would anyone think he's scared??

    White NoiseWhite Noise23 päivää sitten
  • Watch Trump and Jeffrey Epstein dance to the MAGA hit song YMCA

    Yeti EvidenceYeti Evidence23 päivää sitten
  • Bill: "Melania gets an extra hour pretending she's asleep". Me: What makes you think this, has ever stopped donny?

    Drew FinesseDrew Finesse23 päivää sitten
  • Is there even a 3rd party on the ballot this year? I mean in every state

    terriej123terriej12323 päivää sitten
  • I'm waiting for Donnie to call for a mulligan because all his voters were too sick to vote.

    Mark Joseph PintorMark Joseph Pintor23 päivää sitten
  • Vote, please VOTE. I don't think that voting will be enough to get him out though. Putin has gotten comfortable having his very own puppet in the White House. He won't just let us get rid of him that easily, besides, you have to destroy a demon with fire.

    randall davisrandall davis23 päivää sitten